Got a great story from the year? Celebrate it with a Sphincter Award

There's only 1 and a bit weeks left until presentation night, which means it's time to drag out all the stories you can remember from the year and nominate those involved for a Sphincter Award!

For those new and not so new to the club a series of awards are given out at every presentation night called the Sphincter Awards - they celebrate all the humorous on / off court action that's happened during the year, some humorous, some not so humorous (mainly dependant on you being the giver or receiver of the award).

The perenial classics are listed below, but don't be constrained, feel free to invent anything that you like and send in your nomination (along with a pithy story) to Michael Cirillo (michael_mate_4@hotmail.com) or you can just leave a comment here.

• Walkabout Award
  For the player who did the best disappearing act during the year.

• The Dave Walland Soft Award
  For the softest player of the year, the guy who sooked out of trainings and mostly who didn’t show up to any social events. Often this person is so soft they don’t come to presentation night, so it won't matter who you nominate.

• The Tim Richter Fist Award
  For the best celebration action.

• Travel / Miles Award
  For player / players who traveled the furthest to get to trainings / games. In the past we’ve had people come from Morwell, Geelong, Ballarat etc.

• Filling the boots
  To any player who has replaced a departed Renegade of note and excelled in their role.

• Stand by your Man / Woman
  Normally for a players partner you always see in the stands, at all the functions or is known to regularly take them to and from training.

• Golden Bucket
  For the best chunderific action. (Mostly) involves off court action.

• King and Queen of Renegades
  This is actually a more serious award. It goes to the guy and girl who put in the most effort to help keep the club happening and were generally representative of the Renegades spirit.